domenica, luglio 31, 2005

...you ate what? 7.31...

today i consumed:
bowl of cheerios w/ 1% milk = 230 cal. (2:35 pm, hr2, home)
microwaved popcorn = 100 cal. (5:20 pm, hr3, home)
sugar cube = 15 cal. (8:43 pm, h3, home)
bowl of cheerios w/ 1% milk = 230 cal. (11:00 pm, hr2, home)

i'm going to start using something i got of an old seventeen mag...so after the cal. count there will be time eaten, hunger rating, and location. the hunger rating is this:
1=full
2=snack-y
3=hungry
4=starving.

...this is the story of a girl...

so i'm writing this story...well, sort of. it started out (about 4 or more years ago) as a really shitty, highly juvenile fan fiction. i'm slowly re-writing and re-working it to be a decent story. i'm posting the first chapter here, i would very much appreciate any comments you might have! and let me know if you'd like me too keep posting it. thanks! (oh, i forgot: steal this and die. ::shifty eyes::)

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Chapter One
Raina

The sound of wheels on concrete mingled with the radio, making it sound like Anaïs and I were in some kind of skate video, but that wasn’t the case. We were just enjoying a sunny New York day in a strangely deserted skate park.

“Sendin’ out the message, to all of my friends...” Pink was singing out from the boombox. Anaïs rolled her eyes.

“Are you sure this is the only station that comes in?” I stuck my tongue out at her.

“You want to try? It took me ages just to find that one!” Anaïs shook her head and headed in the opposite direction. “Oh, ho, ho! That’s what I thought, bitch!! Just admit that I, Raina, am the reigning queen of all!” I skated circles around my best friend, laughing. We had been friends forever, Anaïs and I. Well, sort of forever. She moved to Gualala when we were three. We met in the sandbox and had been best friends ever since.

I ollied over the boombox, making sure not to bump the antenna, lest we lose our perfect reception. As I landed, I noticed a guy watching us from across the park.

“Ai, la! They’ve got us surrounded!” I felt Anaïs come up next to me.

Who has us surrounded, Raina?” she asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

“You know, I think that you have some unresolved hostility issues that a certified psychologist would be able to help you figure out, but that’s another story for another time. As for the matter at hand, I...don’t...know.”

“Let’s see if we can figure this out, shall we? Hmm. Gosh, I have an idea! Maybe because
I’m famous! Could that possibly be the reason why?” Unless you haven’t figured it out yet, in which case you are on the dull side of sharp and ought to do some mental push ups, you know that Anaïs Dickerson, pop star, is the Anaïs who I’m talking about. Famous she may be, but that doesn’t make her any less of a doofus.

“Nah,” I responded, shaking my head.”I think it’s ‘cause you have a GINORMOUS hole in the butt of your pants.” Sometimes I amaze myself with my abiilty to keep a straight face.

“No joke?” Anaïs gasped, and started twisting around, trying to examine her bum. Doofus, you see?

“No, silly. But I think he’s watching because I am totally KICK ASS at skating. It’s not like I’ve been doing it for ten years or anything!”

“Whatever. You and I both know that there are only two reasons why he’s staring. (a) I’m famous. And, let’s see...(b) I’m famous!” I was about to send a bitingly witty retort her way, but, as if to re-inforce her point, the radio started playing “Dry My Tears”. I heard my inhibitions hit the concrete as I screamed out “I'm gonna dry my tears and smile again!” and started doing my patented “crazy monkey dance”, looking like a fool and tripping accordingly. After one particularly horrendous misstep, Anaïs hauled me upright.

“C’mon, stop being stupid, Raina.”

“What? It’s your song!”

“You know I didn’t write it!” I laughed in her face.

“You should have thought of that afore you ran about being all punk-ass!” My reward for being a smart-aleck was a cuff on the head. I rubbed it, eyeing Anaïs suspiciously. “Wifebeater.”

“Hey! I’m not!” I laughed, hopped on my board, and quickly got out of range.

“Wiiiiiifeeee beeeeeeaaaattttttaaaaaahhhhhh!” Once I was safe, I noticed the guy still watching. Good goin’, babe, I thought. You are now officially one of the infamous New York crazy people!Hey! I argued, That’s not true! Don’t be stupid. You know the saying: Come for the food, stay for the loons? They wrote it with you in mind. Shut up, you! It’s not like you have a ton of legitamacy, Miss Voice in My Head. You’re just a voice, too. So? I’m...er...special! You’re right about the special... Hey! What are you insinuating? How dare you talk to me like this! I’ll talk to you however I wish. You think I’m afraid of you? If you aren’t, you should be! Whatcha gonna do, punk? Huh? Not so tough now, are ya? That’s right, punk! I closed my eyes and bonked myself in the forehead. “Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!”

“Um, excuse me?” I looked up. There was the boy. I had been so busy listening to my voices that I hadn’t noticed him creeping up on me.

“Er, sorry ‘bout that. What can I do for you?” He smiled shyly.

“Do you like Anaïs Dickerson?” he asked, looking up at me through long eyelashes. Now, when I say up, I do mean up, but not too much up. We were about the same height, I might have topped him by an inch or two, but no more. However, bashfulness was causing him to duck his chin a bit, so when it came to eyelevel, we were unequal.

“Yep!” I grinned at Anaïs, who had been watching me, her board propped up on her foot. The boy grinned.

“I’m one of her biggest fans!” I looked down at him, and noticed that he had incredible eyes. A bright, clear blue. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Anaïs pull up her hood, don sunglasses (this girl had disguise down, pat, with more than a little help from yours truely), and continue skating.

“Anaïs’s awesome!” was my answer to Mystery Guy.

“You skate really good,” he said.

“Well.”

“What?”

“Well. I skate really well.”

“Er, yeah,” he blushed. I laughed.

“No worries. Growing up with an english teacher mum is coming back to haunt me.” Relaxing, he laughed too.

“I see.”

“So, do you? Skate, I mean.” A slight hesitation.

“Yeah.”

“Rad. Wanna ride?” A less slight hesitation.

“Sure.” He stepped onto my board, but instead of putting his foot in the right place, he stepped on the end. The board flew forward. He flew backward. It was all rather hilarious, and I could hear Anaïs stifling a chuckle from somewhere behind me. Biting my lip to keep from laughing as well, I retrieved my board and walked over to where he lay looking rather dazed.

“Dude, are you okay?” I asked. I was actually kind of worried; he obviously hadn’t known what he was doing. He gingerly rose to his feet, and dusted himself off.

“Yeah, I guess I’m okay.”

“Good.” I socked him in the shoulder. “’Cause if you die, it’s on me. What say you pop ‘round here tomorrow, at about two, and we can work on a few, er, tricks?” He nodded.

“Sure! Sounds like fun,” he smiled.

“Grand. Bring your board!”

“Okay,” he said, and turned to head back across the park, when I suddenly remembered something.

“Hey!” I yelled. He turned to face me, but kept walking.

“What’s you’re name?”

“Gabe!”

“Groovy! I’m Raina, in case you were wondering!”

“And even if you weren’t,” Anaïs mumbled. I ignored her, giving Gabe a little wave. “It’s our last two weeks in New-Fecking-York, and you’re going to spend it teaching that little shit to skateboard?” I smiled, and watched the retreating figure.

“It shore looks that way, don’t it?”

sabato, luglio 30, 2005

...you ate what? 7.30...

today i gorged upon:
2 fat bangers (each one nestled in a large roll, smothered with grilled onions and mustard)
3 large scoops vanilla ice cream with whipped cream and chocolate sauce
1 mediumish cup of regular coca-cola
a bit of fruit ice
1 can cherry-vanilla creme hansen's soda
8 pieces of cucumer/avocado sushi
3 small chocolate cupcakes
1 bowl of cheerios w/ 1% milk
1 small bowl of strawberries and sugar

and this was all after 11:30 am! i'm not even going to attempt a cal. count. it felt soooo good to eat that much (i love food!)

7.31 edit: boy am i paying for it today...i feel like shit. oh well, it was fun while it lasted!

venerdì, luglio 29, 2005

...oh how i dearly love my parents...

ugh. i just got a horrid lecture from the parentals because i sent 21dm $15 for a tshirt and some other small merch to help them stay afloat. fifteen measley bucks. money i earned with that purpose in mind. i got yelled out for sending cash in the mail (like i've never done that before...i've gotten ripped off more times with money orders than with straight up cash), then for just spending money as soon as i got it. excuse me, don't talk like i am a mindless spender. i'm supporting something i love, excuse me i forgot that was a crime. and i've been saving nearly everything i've made anyway. so thurr. (side note: haha i said "thurr") but what's done is done and i super-can't wait for my hot as shit 21dm shirt.

...they say you curse at boys...

in second grade i got in trouble by the busdriver for punching a boy in the stomach so hard he cried. knocked the wind out of him. 5 years later the bus driver was my 7th grade teacher...i don't think she remembered the incident.

this is what i do. i fight boys. i curse boys. i mock boys. i laugh at them, taunt them, hit them, love them. oh, how i love them. but they don't know i love them. i hide behind the jokes and the scornful glances, and pretend i don't care. i watch them watch other girls kiss other girls love other girls. i am their friend, their ally. i do investigations find out the deepest secrets and loves of those they seek. i give them advice over and over about the best way to break my heart. some boys i tell i love you but i don't. not in the way that makes me want to cry. i look at the boys who tear my heart to shreds and i can't say it. i can't say the words that flow so freely for others. if they asked why don't you say you love me i could tell them, because i do. but they never ask.

...you ate what? 7.29...

today i consumed:
one package of ramen w/ egg = 200 cal.
one piece crispbread = 45 cal.
plum = 30 cal.
shrimps = about 40 cal.
a small amount of chicken = ? cal.
some leeks = ? cal.
a small bowl of salad w/ vinagrette dressing = ? cal.
1 cup 1% milk = 120 cal.

giovedì, luglio 28, 2005

...you ate what? 7.28...

today i consumed:
one half a raspberry lemon smoothie = 100 cal.
1 cup spaetzle = ? cal.
1 hanson's cherry vanilla creme soda = 150 cal.
2.5 cups noodles w/ pesto sauce = ? cal.
1 sm bowl salad w/ vinaigrette dressing = ? cal.
1 cup 1% milk = 120 cal.

whee i was reading an old teen vogue and it was talking about online diet diaries...i thought it would be fun, for a lark. hee hee i'm so fucked up. it's of pointless from any sort of weight-losing thing...i haven't a scale. so don't get worried aboot me, it's all in good fun. (i probably won't know how many calories are in a lot of the stuff i eat anyways).

...teenage rebel...

as a teenager, it's my job to rebel. but to rebel against who?

i could rebel against my peers. stay clean don't do drugs don't drink abstinence-only sex edukation. i'm sweet sixteen and never been kissed seventeen eighteen nineteen the numbers get larger and i am no more alive. they drink drink drink smoke smoke smoke and tell themselves this is living. i mention how sad this makes me and they stare blankly perma-stoned ask me why but i can't explain. shots of something with a hansen's chaser glad to know you're thinking of your health. drinking straight from the bottle but i can still walk in my heels pass the bong haha you left a lipgloss mark flick the lighter i'm not there yet. i watch it all with clear eyes and a clear head my virginity still very much in tact. a sip of hard cider i know i'll hate to please a friend because i know it won't do a thing to me is my only concession. i'm just a kid and life is a nightmare.

to rebel against the teachers and admin at my highschool is more difficult then one might hope. they speak and listen unflinchingly to language of all stripes, embrace all sorts of sexuality, and support even the most radical of political views. so i rebel the only way i know how. assignment after assingment is left unsubmitted, unfinished, undone. my grades slip ten, twenty, thirty percentage points. meetings with concerned teachers, schedules made, exceptions granted that i don't deserve. i fail to meet even these expectations. i am the only one who is not surprised. more meetings downcast eyes mumbled words worried looks second chances. i watch silently from behind the glass wall that separates me from reality. forehead pressed against glass fogged breath straining to hear. the other me whispers empty promises i press my lips together hot tears slip down my cheeks and i slump to the floor and i am cold, cold, cold. so cold and so alone.

this is my rebellion.

...a real writer?...

so i'm getting my first byline tomorrow. nothing big, just a review of a visiting show. heck, i didn't even write the damn thing, just told my dad what happened. but still, my name in a paper that goes all over the country and the world, that's pretty cool.

mercoledì, luglio 27, 2005

...oooh how i dearly love screwing with people...

i hated poetry week in class. but boy do i love getting people worried/upset. i also wanted to see if i could get the councelor called on me. unfortunately, i didn't. shucks. but here's a pretty neat poem i wrote:

I want to feel the cold hilt resting in my palm
the steel blade shining blue and cold in the dark.
I swing up to meet you
A flash as steel meets flesh
and your warm blood
your life force
Is a running river
pouring over my hands
my arms
my body
You look at me
in your eyes is
a plea for mercy
for forgiveness
but you are too late
My eyes glare back
smouldering with hate
A final shaky breath finds its way
through your broken windpipe
I smile at you.
A smile of pure malice.
I have hurt you as you hurt me.
I stand up, and walk away
My work done.

I want to feel the weight of the gun
as it rests on my shoulder.
I open fire.
A rapid rat-tat-tat
fills the air
You all look to see
and your blood spatters on
the pavement
your faces still showing
suprise
I can barely hear the sound
of my weapon
Your screams are too loud
I would be sorry that it had
to end this way
but I'm not.
You hurt me
It's my turn now.
"Paybacks's a bitch, isn't it?"
I hiss as I catch the last of you
in the back
and watch you fall.

I want to yell and scream
as they take me away
But my voice
is frozen
So I walk in silence.
The handcuffs burn my wrists.
Tears gather, but do not fall.
When they close the door,
I smile
I pull a razor blade from my dress.
Blood drips to the floor.
I take my own life
and win.

*

wasn't that charming? now you can read my dear teacher (who was visiting, just for poetry)'s response:

Woah, Telemachus. The pain and intensity in this is quite blatant and scary. I'm sorry that you feel this pain, and I want to help you find a way to release it without making this fantasy come true. Did writing this help? Full of passion. But please don't let this pain eat away at you...is there someone who can help you release it?

bwhahahahahahahahaha. i heart myself. my friend got us roped into going to poetry club, and when he learned my name, i had to explain about the poem, but it was hard because i was laughing too hard. i think he was still kind of worried about me, though, especially because i was able to explain to my friend what razor blades are and the proper technique for slitting one's wrist. haha.

but then he made me write another poem. this one sucks major face but whatever. i didn't particularly want to write it. but here it is nonetheless:

i wrote a poem
in english class
the subject
was passion
looking at the board
there were so many
choices
i had Halo on the mind
so i chose
violence
then i thought
how a poem
that was so violent
could get me arrested
if i lived in the city
i smiled to myself
and the words began
to flow
i turned it in
and forgot
but i didn't think
as i sat in class
how others would see
my work
the teacher
read it
and thought
i've got a
homicidal
suicidal
student
reading meaning
into every line
he wrote a
comforting note
telling me of
his worry
when i found out
i had to laugh
i saw his point
but that's not me
that other girl
that i can be
now it's done
i feel the same
and wrote this poem
ain't it lame?


ooh wee boogers. that's the end of that story. i kind of wish that i could have kept up the facade of a deeply fucked up childe, but it was just too funny.

...psudo emotional poetry...

this is a "soul baring" poem i wrote last year in english class. and i mean those quotes, because this was in no way undressing my inner soul.

[emo]

there's a girl in my mirror
but i don't know who she is
she lifts her hand
i touch my hair
yes, that's me,
i'm all there
but somehow i
don't know myself
i'm a different girl
i've changed so much
the girl i was
i cannot touch

[/emo]

...21deadmonkeys cannae die...

i don't know if you read 21deadmonkeys, if you don't you should, it's an incredebly awesome ska-based webcomic, but even if you are a brand-new reader, boston and the 21dm crew desperately need your help. unfortunately boston is not exceedingly wealthy, and cannot continue to pay for the webhosting the site needs, or even internet in her own home. to keep this wonderful comic up, she needs all the support she can get. buy merch, or just send her money, do whatever. you can find out more at the 21deadmonkeys homepage or at the 21dm myspace group. please please please and thank you.

sabato, luglio 23, 2005

...comic strip...

i was just going to post a link...but it's not that large...ladeez and gents, here be the first (however horrible) strip of alyce in robotland. which, coincidentally, will not be all in 1337 but i wasn't paying attention this time.

w00t w00t w0rd up.

ps i hope that you can read it.

...sloppy comics...

i drew a comic. it kind of sucks. i think i'll still scan it and post it though, because...er...i'm silly like that. i meant to only put the robot talk in 1337, but i by mistake wrote the whole thing like that. oops. ah well...

but i got a new super sharpie and a new le pen...so my artisteosity can recommence with furvor! (i lost my old super sharpie and le pen...i didn't mean to!)

venerdì, luglio 22, 2005

...first layer...

so i pretty much solved the first layer of my rubik's cube. since this is probably the farthest i will get (i am doing this unaided) i photographically documented it for posterity. not posterior. you can view the photographs here and here. w00t w00t w0rd up to the homies.

mercoledì, luglio 20, 2005

...i heart mitch clem...

check out nn2s today (7-18)...especially the rant/blog section...i pretty much heart mitch clem. he is le awesome. boy do i love webcomics. yay!

...i heart phishers...

...telly, death, and zits...

my new name is telemachus, or uncle telly. you shall refer to me as such until further notice.

the godfather of ska has died. (de 21deadmonkeys, a damn good webcomic)

i have a killer pimple on my face. methinks i shall go put on some lemon juice. normally i wouldn't worry about it...bleah, whatever, you know. but i have to take my non-driver id pic (i already don't want to...my bangs are growing out and i want to get a haircut, then re-dye my hair) tomorrow and i really don't want mount vesuvious taking center stage.

lunedì, luglio 04, 2005

...uh, i'm pretty much a lot cooler than you...

i got this shirt...

yeah, it pretty much kicks your ass. w00t.

i don't think that anyone reads this anymore. oh well.

TMN!!!