...on away messages...

I am away from my computer right now.

well, no shit you're away from your computer! that's why they call them away messages! not i'm here but i'm not going to talk to you because i'm an ass messages. if i were smarter, i'd hack into AOL and make it so whenever you thought you were selecting that message, it would say "i am a stupid, idiotic shit fucker who can't even come up with their own away message. you should never talk to me again because i am so not worth your time." and that would be that.